When i met my VP👹

Me with my SweetDEAR VP.

Today had a meeting with Vice President (VP) of my company... I felt that I did some great work in my app and was going to give him some demo of it...but it turned out something else while I entered the room he asked, is this app android or IOS?

Me: android Xamarin
VP: do you know IOS apps have more impact on customers than android?
Me: no
VP: do you know IOS?
me: no
VP: Why you have all resources for it right?
me: True.

VP: you are looking too nervous to me take a deep breath, relax
me: In my mind(i was told to work in Xamarin Android and developed the app in it no one told that they needed it in IOS or it will be great in IOS....all the things he was speaking is true but I was not able to relate in current situation ..he wanted me to learn more and get trained in IOS also I get it.)

VP: see Vinayak how many years experience you have?
Me: 3 years but in mobility around...aaa...hmm.
VP: what you mean in mobility you where in development so you should develop anywhere right?
Me: right sir
Vp: see Vinayak you know me I am quite straightforward people working with me know that
Me: nervous like hell..with my CONFUSED FACE

This is how much I love my boss

VP: By looking at you I feel that I think you are completely lost, Or you are hopeless, You need to work on it give some extra efforts and move forward.
(then he started looking at the app)

Hmmmm.....this is the sign of programmer...see what you have written? (in the title of the app I had used camel casing which was not according to the standards)

Me: started looking at his screen and was not able to get his point gave some vague answer I guess the app name should be constant in the whole app.....AAArhaag what a stupid answer I told myself after saying.

VP: Pointed to my current TeamLead and Said you need to get with him and seriously work on this ....(looking at me) you should take advantage of such a good team lead you have always go to his desk work with him give him new ideas, ask questions and sort yourself out.

me: Yes sir I get it what are you trying to say(at this moment in time my morale is completely destroyed..in my mind I was saying when is this reality check going to end)...
VP: yes good you can go(in his mind I am pretty much sure he said... get lost)

First of all VP's don't give a fuck about what you are doing, they don't care where your career is going under him, or are you doing any productive work or not...they only come to you when they need any help from you ...rest of the time they have JUST FUCK OFF written in their face.

CONCLUSION:
They randomly meet you at any time and educate you about the current market scenario...since this is what they are doing from past 2 months..and they want someone to share with and it's you. But I do get to know what is latest techs when we talk to  them but there are also times when we get confused, as he speaks to me in the high fundo market language by going out of the context completely....there are many a time we feel to say to him aree Bhai khena kya chahte ho?.