Matrimoney

So I was going through my marriage profile.

It looks good.

All Set.

I was ready to go live in the market.

Clicked the activate button and my life partner search began.

I started to look at different profiles.

Was going through the bio and what they need in their partner...

Girl 1:

Not only partner but a best friend who will understand me.

(aacha hogaya bata diya aapne varna mujhe pata kaisa chalta)

Girl 2:

Should have integrity and loyalty.

(I have certificates for this with distinction in both)

Girl 3:

An average looking guy with a good sense of humour 

(Sorry madam I am not average looking... Hum Hero hai...Dost mujhe Hritik Hritik bulate hai )

Girl 4:

Need someone who respects my parents as his own.

(Arre I was thinking to insult them after our marriage)

Girl 5:

Should love me for who I am.

(What are you actually?)

Girls 6:

Marriage is all about compromises and adjustments...A guy who doesn't believe in this.

(Kaun ho aap.... apke charan kaha hai.)

Girl 7:

Package doesn't matter at all for me I am looking for a guy who is confident and well mannered.

(Bas Bas... itna Sach mat bol re) 

Girl 8:

Should know to balance work life and personal life

(Chal Chal Baap ko mat sikha)

Girl n:

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(Yes, you are right, there are 26 letters in the English alphabet...)