Me...n around👫Women

What are you around women?

Are you confused when women are around you?
I am always... I don't know how to react to them,  what to say, what she will say to me after hearing what I have to say?Are you getting what I am saying!!!.

Dream Scene.Whats yours?

Will I lose my chance of impressing her?... Can't go with the flow when they are around.It is very difficult for me to even start a simple conversation with them.

This might be because I had not talked with the girls for a long time... Boys school, Boys College, Boys everywhere... when I reached the age of 20... nearly every friend of mine had a girlfriend or at least girl who is a friend.

 I don't know how I have fallen back badly in this area... after knowing the girl for some time it turns out that she already has a boyfriend...

I have found out that it is very tough to be a Hritik or Shah Rukh but being Salman Bhai is simple, but the problem is the word Bhai is attached to your name which doesn't feel great because if a girl no matter how she looks, calls you Bhai then you feel like slapping and hitting her just like you do it to your Bhehan.

Well, I am not a pro in all these activities but I learn a lot from my friends... and some of them are very good at it...

  

You smell kinda pretty...
 Wanna smell me?

They laugh more around them,

they talk more around them,
they try to be more humorous around them...
they try to surprise them unnecessarily,
they go to their desk repeatedly in the office,
they flirt a lot with them,
they ignore their best friend or the best friend's all the time for them,
they can sacrifice anything for them,
Saturday, Sunday's are for them,
they will even cancel plans that were preplanned for months at the last minute for them,
they will not offer you an 8 rupees chai but they will have 1000's of rupees for them to go to pub and clubs and like my friend Chaman says have a legendary celebration!!!...

 I don't even know what that means... chutiya saala... that's what men around women do.

Speaking of Chaman that's what we call him... he is womaniser... has been with many women..that includes a woman of all ages.


He is the guy who I ask questions about girls, how to approach, how to create an impression, how to talk, and everything...

I haven't been able to do any of the things which he has done... because he is altogether a different animal..by animal I mean only the dog... and shameless of course... you have to be... these are his qualities according to me...which makes him stand out among us...

Once in office he had some work and was going to come late for lunch ...I had my lunch a bit earlier and was deciding to leave but thought let's give Chaman company else he might feel lonely so I told Chaman I will wait till he finishes his lunch...while standing in the lunch queue he made a friend of course female ...and when he got his lunch...

he looked at my face and Straight away said ...you can go....that motherfucker chutiya didn't even said a sorry and left a 3year's friendship for a 2 minute beauty...she was beautiful I agree because she had a good smile...but this way who does it...I guess men ...

then I thought if I was instead of him I might have done the same ....but then I thought I am not as harami as he is or might be even bigger than him so I went down at my desk started writing this...thinking every dog has a day.

CONCLUSION:

Well, that was 1... there are many. If you guys are also single like me and have a friend like Chaman around you..you guys might also have felt the same like me.I don't feel too bad...I love these experiences because it gives me a reason to write.... but when you get any chance against them you should be brutal by all means...by that I mean you make them realise their mistake that's all. That's how you make them believe in karma.